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robot:  i don't understand. what is... love?
scientist:  oh... well. i. love is-
robot:  ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me

heliolisk:

rabidchild67:

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

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the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole

theboykingandhisknight:

qabriel:

wow sammy looks really sad here.

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don’t be sad

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that’s better.

That’s horrifying

shubbabang:

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

people on tumblr who call me by my name are my favorites

Who do you think I am?

sakibatch:

thebritishteapot:

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AGES GUYS. IT’S BEEN AGES. I wasn’t sure if I was still able to draw this silly stuff

SQUAWKS HOW CUTE

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight