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methdragon:

cops: we caught you red handed

me: *drops hammer and sickle*

phaserbeams:

I may be obnoxious but at least I’m obnoxious in the tags

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

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jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones

joetrohman:

chorkies:

joetrohman:

my history teacher takes everyones phones and puts them in a box before class and people set alarms and they kept going off and he was trying to find the ones with the alarms and a kid just goes “this is pretty alarming”

i hope you know this real life event is not worth making a tumblr post about it

if i witness a good pun i will not hesitate to share it with the world